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Paste it
Drop in a LinkedIn bio, CV, website copy, business idea, or dating profile. No complicated setup.
AI feedback with teeth
Get roasted. Then get better.
ROASTED turns your LinkedIn, CV, website, or big idea into a brutally funny score—then gives you genuinely useful ways to improve it.
No card required. Your ego may be.
ROAST SCORE87 / 100
Corporate jargon: technically impressive, spiritually exhausting.
The deal, before you volunteer as tribute
Funny, not cruel
We roast the content—not your identity.
Specific, not vague
Every burn connects to something you can fix.
Free to try
Get a basic score and shareable result for £0.
From cringe to credible
One paste. Four useful consequences.
A fast feedback loop for job seekers, creators, founders, small businesses, and anyone brave enough to ask what everyone else is thinking.
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Face the score
AI spots jargon, weak positioning, low clarity, missing personality, and peak cringe—then scores each one.
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Fix what hurts
Get practical suggestions or let ROASTED rewrite the whole thing without sanding away your personality.
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Share the damage
Turn your result into a Roast Card built for group chats, feeds, and the inevitable ‘roast mine’ reply.
Choose your recovery plan
Pay only when you want more than the punchline.
Best one-off fix
Complete Rewrite
£9.99
One profile, rebuilt properly.
- Full detailed roast
- Complete AI rewrite
- Clearer positioning and tone
- Shareable Roast Card
Detailed roast only: £4.99
Unlimited
£14.99/mo
For serial improvers.
- Unlimited roasts
- Unlimited rewrites
- CV and LinkedIn tools
- Website and branding tools
Need profile, website, or marketing feedback for a team? Business packages are available by request.
Questions before the reckoning
Nothing hidden behind the joke.
Your profile called. It wants an intervention.
Ready to hear the useful truth?
Paste what you have. Get the score. Keep the advice. Share the damage if you dare.